Your coffee will be ready a whole lot sooner if you plug in the pot when you turn it on.
She who waits till Good Friday to buy her Easter candy and treats will have a very limited selection, and she’ll have to fight off the crowds to get to whatever remnants are left on the shelves.
You know you’ve been watching too much March Madness when your latest earworm is the CBS Sports theme music.
January 23, 2009 – 2:49 PM
If you’re a cat and you find a live mouse in the house, either let it go or kill it dead. Don’t just wound it and leave it for your human to deal with.
December 5, 2008 – 3:02 PM
If you’re going to go to the trouble to drive 6 miles to the nearest liquor store to buy wine for the delicious dinner that your menfolk are cooking, you might want to make sure that your wallet is in your purse so you can actually make the purchase when you get there.
November 30, 2008 – 8:52 AM
If you’re over a certain age and your memory isn’t what it once was and you think of a great “Thought for the Day” blog post while you’re away from your computer, you might want to make yourself a note of it so that you can remember what it is once you’re ready to write [...]
November 21, 2008 – 8:58 AM
Today’s thought for the day is brought to you courtesy of BD.
When there’s a dusting of snow outside, don’t expect any sympathy from your mother if you complain that the house is too cold when you are wandering around on the pine floors in your bare feet.
November 15, 2008 – 9:07 AM
If you go into Taco Bell with a purse, you might want to make sure that you come out with one, too, thus saving yourself a lot of worry, not to mention the time and gas driving back to get it.
And here’s a huge thanks to the anonymous customers who pointed it out to the [...]
November 2, 2008 – 5:19 PM
If you’re planning to take your teenage daughter clothes shopping after church, you might want to wear something other than those 2 1/2″ inch heels that you only wear on rare occasions for short spells (preferably seated). Otherwise, your feet may scream so loudly that by the end of the afternoon, you’re wearing your daughter’s [...]
Today’s thought for the day is courtesy of Mr. B.
If you’re going to go swimming with a cell phone in your pocket, do it the month a month before you upgrade your phone with a two-year commitment, not the month after.
