Perhaps My Shortest Telephone Conversation Ever

Me:  Hello?

Caller:  Hello, may I please speak with the male head of the house?

Me: No.

4 Comments

  1. Lisa
    Posted April 4, 2007 at 11:28 AM | Permalink

    YGG! What if there is NO male head of the house? Besides, mine’s too busy to talk, your’s is too!

  2. Posted April 4, 2007 at 5:05 PM | Permalink

    Perfect answer!!!

  3. Posted April 4, 2007 at 5:14 PM | Permalink

    LOL sheesh… I think I would’ve said “Speaking,” just to mess with them…

  4. Posted April 12, 2007 at 10:15 PM | Permalink

    Reminds me of when we lived in Utah and I answered the door. The man on the steps asked me if my dad was home. When I told him, “No, I own this house.” he said, “Then is your husband home?” I told him that my husband wouldn’t be interested in talking to anyone that didn’t think I was worth talking to. Chauvinistic jerk.