Christmas Wrapping

I spent most of the afternoon wrapping gifts, and I think I’m a little punchy. That could explain why I was thinking some pretty sick thoughts while I was wrapping.

In order to cut the paper in a straight line, I generally pick some repeating part of the pattern to cut along. Some are pretty innocuous: cut next to the red ornament on the tallest Christmas tree. Some others are mighty bizarre:

Cut every second dove in the middle of the eye.

Cut off halo of angel in blue.

Cut Santa off at the knees.

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4 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    Posted December 14, 2004 at 11:52 AM | Permalink

    Sad thing is you are NOT alone! I have done same thing! lol
    Cute the Merry out of Christmas, gash Frosty’s eye… lol
    Love your blog
    Chana
    http://www.bunnburrow.com

  2. Bluegrass Mama
    Posted December 14, 2004 at 3:58 PM | Permalink

    At least it’s not just me! Thanks for stopping by.

  3. Lisa
    Posted December 14, 2004 at 5:15 PM | Permalink

    I am again ROFL at your blog! I do the same thing, just never paid attention to exactly what I’m cutting off. Of course I haven’t wrapped a single present yet, so I may pay more attention now!

  4. Anonymous
    Posted December 14, 2004 at 8:38 PM | Permalink

    “Cut every second dove in the middle of the eye.

    Cut off halo of angel in blue.

    Cut Santa off at the knees.”

    Good thing you exhibit no signs of neurosis. I won’t tell you where Sigmund cuts his wrapping paper (Maddona images), but you can probably imagine.

    Regards to Alvin.

    SC&A. You know where to find us.