I got in trouble with HS yesterday. I had the audacity to (brace yourself for this) do his laundry! He usually does his own, but I wanted to do some and didn’t really have full loads, so I figured I’d do him a favor. WRONG. He was “saving it up” so he’d have enough to do right before he leaves for school. Worse yet, I threw his running shorts in the washer just as he was about to go for a run. Who’d have thunk he’d leave shorts he was planning to wear again in his dirty laundry pile, complete with the underwear still in them? I have learned my lesson and have sworn off HS’s dirty clothes for good.
I was also in trouble with BD, but I’ll at least take some responsibility for that one. When I told her we weren’t going to spend time at the midway at the State Fair next week, she pitched a major fit, crying hysterically. Apparently I had run out of patience without even realizing it, as I immediately responded by screaming at her. It was a very interesting drive home from the school skating party. The yelling and fighting continued at home and into bedtime, at which point I threw out a bottle of nail polish she’d been mixing (with who knows what?) and she told me I was the “worst mother in the world.” As usual, we made up later. She even told me I’m “the best mother in the world.” I told her that wasn’t really true, but I was the best (i.e. only) mother for her. The fighting/making up cycle has gotten pretty old. Repeat after me: I am a grownup and will learn to control my temper. I am a grownup and will learn to control my temper. I am a grownup and will learn to control my temper…




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If you’re gonna be a Bbbbadddd Mama, are you going to get motorcycle leathers? Will they go with the minivan?
On the other hand, if you control your temper, how will your family know you’re not a Klingon impostor? You won’t be like them any more!
(Face it, what’s in the heart does not change …)
It could be worse, you could be a bad daughter and threaten to put your crippled, (not quite)elderly father in a nursing home.
Dear Anonymous (in case you’re Dad), why would anyone want to put a sweet old man like my father in a nursing home?
Dear Anonymous (in case you’re Madeline), So how many homes have you scoped out so far?