And I thought Orlando was in Florida…

But right now he’s in Kentucky. In fact, Mr. Bloom is just a couple of miles away, filming a movie called “Elizabethtown.” And blocking the road between here and my hair salon, where I had an appointment this afternoon. Luckily I left a little early so I had time to take a detour and still arrive on time. I was tempted to zip around the cop car blocking the closed road and try to get a glimpse of Orlando, but I didn’t think my minivan would outrun a Crown Victoria, especially on a windy rural road. I also didn’t think they’d let me stop for my haircut on the way to being booked for trespassing or stalking or whatever the charges would have been.